The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to sleep

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!