the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have children at will.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!