The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to sleep during day

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!