The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to exist

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!