The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!