The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see the present.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!