Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!