The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have children at will.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!