The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!