The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power die if you think.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!