The power to never finish your sente

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to do nothing

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!