The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!