the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to poke

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!