the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat food

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!