The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!