North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!