The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!