The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!