The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to poke

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to eat food

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!