The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to poke

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!