The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!