The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!