The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to see through windows

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to pee on command

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!