The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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captain obvious

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power spite flower

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!