The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!