the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!