The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to read

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!