You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!