The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to die at will

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!