The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!