The power to be socially impenetrive.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!