the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to burn ashes

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!