the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a small penis

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!