The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to look into cheese.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!