The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to change your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!