The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!