The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!