The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to poke

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!