the power to remember th...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to look into cheese.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!