The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!