The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!