The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power spite flower

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!