the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to change your mind

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!