The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see through windows

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!