The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a small penis

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!