To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!