The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!