The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to have no powers!

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!