the power to die at will

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!