The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!